Movies and Shtuff...

I've been watching a lot of movies and stuff lately and figured that I'd talk about a few of them. No real specifics given on the movies, just my pointless ramblings about the movies I've watched and which ones I liked and stuff. Anyway, I watched Onechanbara: The Movie and Dragonball Evolution, prior to that I watch The Machine Girl. I've mentioned The Machine Girl in a previous post, so nothing much to say there. Other than the movie was fucking awesome. Really. It was like eating shit, if shit tasted like bacon. Many of you are going to look at that line and be like "WTF?" but trust, it's a good thing.

Let's start with the movie I watched first, k?

Onechanbara: The Movie

If you don't know what this movie is about just by the name then you, sir, mean nothing to me. You're below that of the helpless earth worm beneath my shoe. Anyway, the movie is about a chick that goes around slaying zombies in her bikini. Of course, there is more to the story then that but really that's all that matters. It's the only thing you really have to remember anyway. This movie is based off of a video game and you can certainly tell just by watching it. It kept the video game feel and that was nice. More often then not, movies based off of video games try and become "uber realistic" and end up being "epic fail".

The action in the movie is pretty fast paced and awesome. Becomes more awesome when the mian character removes her cape to show off her bikini and continues to use her epic sword skagility to slay her some zombie bitches. Just awesomeness. Pure awesomeness. Anyway, I loved the movie and suggest that you who read this find a way to obtain the movie and watch it.

The next movie on the list is...

Dragonball Evolution

I want to start off saying that before I watched this movie, I was pissed off. I went in with the mindset that I was going to hate it. It was going to be the worst movie ever created and that everybody that worked on it deserved to die a horrible cancer and aid related death. A dual combo of aids and cancer is what should happen to them. After about fifteen minutes or so of watching, I changed my mind. They deserved to be spared for the movie actually had something going for it. It lived fairly close to what I remembered about the show minus the obvious changes like... Goku being 18 rather than 12.

Now, a lot of people got mad about the changes and stuff and ended up hating the movie. A lot of people got mad about the fact that Goku was cast as a white guy but as far as I remember... in the Anime and stuff, Goku wasn't even human. Just sayin'. But yeah, I, personally, was surprised by the movie and ended up loving it. It could have been a whole lot better but really... not complaining.

It made the story seem a little different, which was okay. It gave me something new and gave other people that don't know what Dragonball even is a way to get into it. Bringing in a whole new generation of fans. And just think about this, you fans that got pissed about the movie, this movie is going to cause CN to bring the show back on in re-runs (obviously)... so, it ain't all bad.

Last but not least...

The Machine Girl

I will highlight the most epic parts about the movie:

Fairly attractive female Asian with Machine Gun arm (also has a chainsaw attachment toward the end of the movie); Drill Bra; Comedic Deaths; and much, much more. The movie is just all around awesomeness and you should watch it. ^_^

Anyway, tis been fun...

Sayonara, bitches. ^_^ V ~ Peace.