A little rant...

Why do people always feel the need to compare two people with one another? I just don't see the point in it. It doesn't accomplish anything and really doesn't need to be done. Every person is individual, whether they share similarities or not doesn't matter. Each person is their OWN PERSON. They may try to imitate another, but even then they are STILL THEIR OWN PERSON. On the outside they may not seem like it but inside they are entirely different.

Anyway... I am done ranting, too tired to continue.

Racism; it's no joke.

I know that this is a serious topic for a lot of people because they’ve dealt with it, or are currently dealing with it. Whether they are racist themselves (the dicks) or whether they are the target of a racist (the dicks). For me, however, racism is all about jokes. Not that I don’t think that racism is a serious thing because I do, however, I think the only way (other than having everybody in the world fuck somebody of another race until everybody is the same mixture of races) to beat racism is to laugh it off. Once you know how to take racism as a joke, it won’t have the same affect and it won’t be the person being racist the satisfaction to know they broke you down. Because that’s all they’re trying to do, they’re trying to hurt you to give them satisfaction so they feel better. If you laugh about it they can’t succeed (they can, however, suck seed).

Anyway, for the last three or four months – possibly even longer – racism has been one of the key factors in my humor. The jokes I make are making fun of racial stereotypes; such as the fact that Mexicans all stand out in front of Home Depot. Or that all black people love fried chicken and watermelon (I happen to know one that doesn’t, or at least he says so – I think he’s lying).

“Want to know how many Mexicans are in your town? Build a Home Depot. Build it and they will come.” – Jake Evans; nigga dats me!

Now, my sense of humor may not be the same as a lot of peoples but I know that at least my friends are on the same page as me. In more than one way… we make jokes about racial stereotypes, or just about racial shit in general. They make fun of me for being a redneck, cross burning, ghost wannabe – I live in Montana, so it’s kind of understandable to assume… just sayin’ – and I make fun of them for various things pertaining to their race. It’s all in good natured fun and none of us get offended, you know why? Because we can laugh about it; none of us are so uptight that we take everything that is said seriously.

Again, I know that not everybody jokes about racism and not everybody is joking when they say something that is racist. But if you can laugh about it – whether the person is being a genuine douchebag or is just kidding. You’ll feel a whole lot better about yourself, rather than feeling upset or affected by what they said. I’ve learned to use this method of laughing shit off for a lot of things (like looking at myself naked, it really helps – trust me).

To sum it all up, don’t be a soft skinned douche – learn to laugh it off. It’ll make you feel better. If you can learn to joke about racism, you can help be the cure for the disease known as racial intolerance. We can get rid of ignorance, one porch monkey joke at a time.

Black guys; please don’t shoot me.
Mexican guys; please don’t stab me.
And both of y’all, please don’t steal my bike.

Whitey out.

Be you and not somebody else...

I want to become famous – not for the money or anything like that. I want to become famous because people tend to listen to what celebrities have to say, whether they know what the fuck they are talking about or not. So, in essence, I want to become a celebrity for the simple fact that it’ll give me an audience that I can tell things to and they’ll take my opinion in and inhale it. They’ll make it a part of them. Then I can let down the masses and not just my family with things that I say, or things that I do.

Fer reals though, I want to have the audience of a famous person to get my point across. What point is that? That is a very good question random reader, which I totally believe to be non-existent. The point, the opinion, the thing that I want to get to across to a mass audience is that celebrities don’t know everything and in fact, their opinions matter just as much as yours. What I mean by this is that their opinions don’t matter, just because they’re famous doesn’t mean you should listen to what they have to say about anything.

Obviously, you can do whatever you want but you should be your own person. Come up with your own opinions, don’t adopt those of others just because they are famous and you are not. Of course, if you’re adopting the opinions of another you’re going to convince yourself that the opinion is yours and yours alone. If that is truly the case, and you came up with the opinion on your own and you just so happen to agree with somebody else. Good for you, you’re an individual – even if you have the same opinion as another.

But to take and adopt the opinion of somebody else, convincing yourself that isn’t what happened, is retarded. You look like a sheep, a follower, just waiting for somebody to come and herd you up with the rest of humanities insignificant wastes of space. Now, nobody is perfect, and everybody can fall victim to this issue… even I, from time to time, find myself agreeing with somebody on an issue that I know nothing about. I’ve adopted their opinion on it as my own – but when I catch myself doing that, I go out of my own to come up with my own opinion using facts as much as possible.

Anyway, it’s 3:30am and I couldn’t get to sleep because this was running through my mind… obviously, because I’m not famous, nobody is going to listen to what I have to say on this matter. Oh well... what can I do?

Dreams: Do they have meanings?

For the last few nights I’ve been having the same dream, well pretty much the same dream, except there is always one detail that is different. It’s a detail that seems to have a huge impact on me, waking me up at the same spot in the dream where the one little detail has changed. I’ve been trying to figure out if this dream has some meaning that isn’t obvious, or if it is just a manifestation of some fear deep inside of me. A fear that I don’t even know I have.

I’ve thought about it day in and day out for the last week, just trying to figure out what the meaning could be. That is, if there truly is a meaning to the dream – but all my searching has gotten me nothing. Thus, I am left wondering if there is a meaning and what it could be… but I’m also left with a bigger question because of all of this curiosity. Do dreams even have meanings? Or do people just buy into that because they want something to believe in. In a sense, my questioning of dreams and their meanings (or lack of) is the same as many peoples questioning of religion.

Is there really a God? Some people believe there is (I am one of those people), and some don’t – but back to the topic at hand, my dream. As I stated at the beginning of this blog, it is the same (except for one detail).

The dream starts out with me on a stage, at first the location seems pointless… but as the dream progresses a bit, things begin to make sense. I am standing up in front of a crowd with a microphone held in my hand. The crowd is laughing, well, some of the people in the crowd are laughing. It seems like everybody is having a good time and then… everything goes black. Everything except for me; I’m standing there surrounded by the pitch black abyss

I begin to wander around trying to locate a source of light. No luck. After a moment, I find myself standing in another room… it’s a small, poorly li, room. Looking around I find that I’m not alone, there are other people there. They’re all faceless, except for one…

That’s the detail that always changes. The thing that rattles me to the core and shakes me from my sleep, but it doesn’t happen right away.

Taking a step forward, I inch closer to the only other person with a face. My stomach is in knots, my breathing is heavy, my palms are sweaty… reaching up – I tap the person on their shoulder. Slowly, they turn to face me and I find, to my surprise, it’s one of my favorite comedians.

It’s always somebody different... for the sake of this blog; we’ll say that it’s Adam Sandler. As that has happened once before in the dream.

As soon as I recognize the person’s face, a smile spreads across mine. The fear that I had felt moments before was washed away by the excitement that I now felt. However, that would soon disappear too… the look in his eyes, and the way he shook his head showed he disapproved of me for some reason. Confused, I take a step back and that’s when the thing that wakes me up happens… “You’re not funny”.

Three simple words – three, little, insignificant words – have all the impact of a diesel truck. They just shake me to the core, and wake me from my sleep and I cannot get back to sleep for (most of the time) several hours. The image of one of my favorite comedians telling me I’m not funny burnt into my brain. After having had the dream every night for nearly a week or so, I’ve actually tried to avoid going to sleep. Staying up later than usual, even after I’ve told people I was going to bed. I’d just lay there in the dark, listening to music, thinking, trying to keep my brain active so I couldn’t fall asleep.

I don’t want to have that dream again. It’s an experience I don’t want to have while I’m awake, let alone while I’m sleeping. You’re supposed to life your dreams while you’re sleeping. You’re supposed to do things you can’t do in reality, while you’re sleeping. You’re not supposed to have your heart ripped out of your chest (figuratively) on a nightly basis – while sleeping. Anyway, the point of this blog was the question “do dreams have meanings?”...

If they do, what is the meaning of this dream? Why am I always being told that I’m not funny by one of my favorite comedians? Why isn’t it some random person that means nothing? These are questions I ask myself after each and every time I have the dream.

Well, this blog has gone on long enough – I think. So I’ll end it here…

Holiday Hatred

It is the holiday season and my first one away from my parents. What does this mean? It means that I am somewhat of an emotional wreck on the inside, I've hidden it pretty well on the outside but I'm just torn up inside. It's really hard for me to get excited for Thanksgiving or Christmas knowing that I won't be seeing my parents at all. The best I'll get is a phone call. That just doesn't seem like enough to me, but sadly, there isn't anything that can be done about it. My brother and sister in law can't get the time off work to make a trip over to Washington and even if they could... they don't have the money saved up to do so.

Heh. Thinking about this is making me feel home sick - and that feeling is making it hard for me to sleep at night, or to even care about anything. I stay up all night just laying in bed and I sleep all day. Lately, I've been sleeping until 3 or 4 in the afternoon. Which sucks. I don't like sleeping all the time.

Anyway, I'm gonna crash out now and try and wake up early tomorrow. Then I'll come up with some ideas for possible videos and then see about making one. Then upload it to YouTube and start my quest for world domination. Or something like that...

Movies & Music...

I haven’t written a blog in a while but I figured now would be the perfect time to do so. Moved from Washington to Montana and am loving it, don’t get me wrong. I miss my family that lives back in Washington but I have loved being over here spending time with my nieces and my brother and sister in law for the past three or four months now. Three days out of the week, I baby-sit – so I kind of act as a live in nanny. That’s my job; I get paid to watch the kids 6 days out of a two week period. Usually the pay is fairly alright – not as much as I would like but considering that I live with them and I don’t pay rent or any other bills. Cannot really complain. Anyway, that isn’t what I want to talk about in this blog. I want to talk about music, movies and other things that interest me.

First, I want to talk about a few of the movies I watched recently. Am I going to do little mini-reviews of them? No. That’s fucking boring. Anyway, I watched Astro Boy just the other day and I have to say that the movie is amazing. Seriously, one of the best movies that I’ve seen in a while even if they don’t stay 100% true to everything – but you can just call it a reimagining of the story and be done with it. Seriously though it is an awesome movie and I suggest that you watch it. Other movies I’ve watched recently were G-Force, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Drag Me To Hell, Orphan, and a few others that I can’t really remember off hand – but all of them were awesome. Orphan wasn’t really what I expected but was awesome none the less. So if you haven’t seen it, watch it.

That’s really all I can say about movies, so I guess onto music now. Obviously, seeing as how I’m more into foreign music than what’s coming out in the states, I cannot comment on US music. So I am going to be focusing on the foreign music I listen to like Chipmunk and his album I AM CHIPMUNK – most of the songs on the album are pretty good. Not the best stuff I’ve heard but certainly with at least a single listen to see if you like it or not. Also purchased two tracks off of BoA’s US debut album, deluxe edition, since I already had the normal edition – both of the songs are hawt shit. Control and Crazy About are the names of the songs, really, really, really good. For reals. Also, yes, I know BoA’s American debut is technically music in the US and I said I couldn’t comment on that but she’s Asian so obviously I paid attention.

Anyway, Morning Musume’s new single is on fire too. Kimagure Princess\Aishite Aishite Ato Ittpun both of them are awesome songs. The video for Kimagure Princess is hawt, hawt, hawt shit. Lately, I’ve been listening to a lot of Korean Girl Groups – 2NE1, Brown Eyed Girls, f(x), Secret, KARA and more. All of them are awesome in their own right but right now I’m going to have to say that my favorite is Brown Eyed Girls. Yes, they’re even higher on my list than 2NE1 which is more my style with them being like the female version of Big Bang – Big Bang being the first Korean Group I really got into. But BEG is just sexy and their songs are awesome to listen to…

For my first blog in a while I think that’s enough. Will try and get more blogs up on a fairly regular basis even though I’m pretty sure nobody in the whole entire world listens to them.

Siren X, Suicide Circle and Moon Child

It’s been a while since I’ve posted a blog or anything like that. Serious or otherwise, but that’s because I didn’t have anything to write about before. However, I am back and have some stuff that I’d like to write about. Anyway, here we go…

Recently, I watched a few movies. Siren X, Suicide Circle and Moon Child. That was the order that I watched them in, I watched Siren X and Suicide Circle one night and a day or so later watched Moon Child. Suicide Circle and Moon Child, good movies, kept me entertained. Both had their flaws and things and each had their strength. That happens in movies. Siren X, however, was all flaw. Going in I knew it probably wasn’t going to be the best movie (since it’s kind of a porn) but it was just full of “teh suck” and not the good kind. Seriously. Siren X is the worst Horror Porn I’ve ever seen. It may be the only one I’ve ever seen, but it turned me off (quite literally) from the idea of Horror Porn. And the idea sounds so promising.

Siren X started with somewhat of a horror movie feel. The characters were in a vehicle driving to an unknown location, it was the chosen place for their filming. One thing leads to another, blah, blah, blah… a mysterious woman is introduced. Things continue on as normal with the original group staying in the woman’s house out in the middle of the woods. (This reminds me how stupid people in horror movies are, I mean, really.) After a while, things between one of the main guys and the main girl (not the mystery woman) get hot and heavy, so on and so forth. The movie never really gets interesting. It never gave me chills. If anything, I chuckled at the movie once when the first guy dies. Horrible movie. If you stumble across it, don’t bother.

Suicide Circle starts out quickly. Within the first five minutes or so, 54 girls jump out in front of a train. It is an intense beginning and then slow right down but it builds back up again and leads to more suicide action. When I first heard about this movie, I did some searching and found out that it was a mindless gore fest, that’s what got me interested. While watching the movie I came to believe something entirely different. Yes, it is a bloody gore fest from beginning to end (kind of), it really isn’t mindless. At least to me it wasn’t. Typically, “mindless” movies don’t make you think… this movie got me thinking but maybe that’s because I over analyze things. I won’t go into any more detail about the movie, but I do suggest that people watch it. Even if you’re just wanting some over the top gore. But, if you want something more… watch this movie and pay attention. (If there’s nothing there in your opinion, meh, I saw more than just your average bloody gore fest.)

Moon Child is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a while. Honestly, it may not be your typical “vampire flick” but it is amazing – Kei (HYDE) & Sho (Gackt) <3. The story drew me in, made me want to continue watching, made me want to know what was going to happen next. It got to the point that when Sho cried, I cried. Like when Toshi died. Then again when Sho found out his other brother (or whatever) had been killed. Cried again. I thought I was done crying then BAM! Yi Che ended up in the hospital with a tumor and I was in tears once more. Sad shiz. But things started to look up again as Sho and Kei were reunited, going after the head of the local mob. That didn’t last long, however. Sho found Lee Hom’s character, who’s name escapes me, and an epic gun battle ensues. This leads to Lee Hom shooting Gackt. Kei shows up a few seconds too late, sees Sho lying on the ground and unleashes hell (somewhat). Beautiful revenge. This part lead me to more tears though, as Kei made his way over to Sho. Cradling him on his lap and begging him not to die. I should probably stop before I ruin the movie for anybody that reads this and wants to watch it. Anywho… I recommend this to anybody and everybody.

www.wrassle.net

This is something I wrote for an online game I play called wrassle[dot]net. It’s an online text based roleplaying game in which players write about the lives of fictional wrestlers (or wrasslers, if you will)…

Mayon Naise (Pandorus Box) and his manager, Teri Yaki, sat in a small office somewhere away from people. This way nobody can post off of me and mess up whatever it is that I set up in this post. Oh yay! Anywho, there they sat as Teri read over the contract that Mayon had just signed with the CWA. It was his first step into the W[D]N and one that would not be taken lightly. The contract seemed to be the usual stuff through and through, then Teri saw the name signed at the bottom.

Teri: "You signed the contract as Pandorus Box? Really?"

Pandorus: "I thought it was funny." He said with a shrug.

Teri: "You do realize that you're more than likely going to have to wrestle under this name, right?"

Pandorus: "What?! Seriously?"

Teri: "Yes, Mayon. You're going to be stuck with this name for your entire career."

Pandorus: "But... but... other people have gone through name changes before."

Teri: "That's other people. So long as I am your manager, your name is going to be Pandorus Box."

Pandorus Box chuckles to himself, obviously nervous, for a moment before looking Teri Yaki in the eyes.

Pandorus: "And what makes you think I won't fire you right now?"

Teri: "And what good would that do you?"

Pandorus: "None." He says a sigh escapes him.

Teri leans back in her chair before flopping her legs up onto the desk. A slight smirk spread across her face, a chuckle escapes her lips before she begins to speak.

Teri: "You, a man who as of right now is unknown in appearance, are going to be wrestling under the name Pandorus Box. That is funny. Why didn't you come up with a better stage name? I mean, I get why you signed it as something other than your real name... Mayon Naise isn't exactly a fear enducing name. But neither is Pandorus Box."

Pandorus: "God, I have a feeling I am going to end up Full of Hate..."

Teri: "Hush your mouth boy, that gimmick is taken."

Pandorus: "By who?"

Teri: "GENKI."

Pandorus: "Who?"

Teri: "GENKI."

Pandorus: "Why are you yelling at me?"

Teri: "I'm not, his name is typed in all caps..."

Pandorus blinks a few times before shrugging.

Teri: "It's a puro thing."

Pandorus: "What now?"

Teri: "Puroresu..."

Pandorus: "... wha?"

Teri: "Japanese Professional Wrestling."

Pandorus: "Oh! You mean, like, with the hardcore women who I sometimes wank it to?"

Teri: "That's Joshi Puro and ew..."

Pandorus: "I see. So I'm spanking it to Joshy, that's sounds kind of gay..."

Teri: "... I would continue to explain this to you but really, I want you to be haunted by that last thought. Since, I shall be haunted by the thought of you holding..." Teri's glance shifts down a bit. "... that THING in your pants."

Pandorus: "But fine, if the Full of Hate gimmick is taken... I'll be the... Extreme Daredevil?"

Teri: "Taken."

Pandorus: "80's Kid? Kawaii Kid? RVD with one eye?"

Teri: "Taken. Taken, and taken."

Pandorus: "Who knew choosing a gimmick\nickname would be so difficult?" Pandorus says with a sigh. "I'm guessing this one is probably taken too, but I might as well say it. The Antichrist Superstar?"

Teri: "Did you even pay attention to this business at all before deciding to join it?"

Pandorus: "Yeah, why?"

Teri: "Because that's only the nickname of one of the biggest names in the business... Johnny Rude."

Pandorus: "Johnny who?"

Teri: "The One."

Pandorus: "I thought that was Matt McDervish?"

Teri: "Johnny Rude was The One prior to Matt McDervish."

Pandorus: "Ohhh... so he's not important anymore."

Teri: "No, he's still important."

Pandorus: "Not really. I mean, that would be like saying that Hank Hooligan is still important..."

Teri: "How are those two even close to the same? I mean, Hank Hooligan never won the One World Championship."

Pandorus: "Yeah, but..."

Teri: "But nothing you idiot. Hank Hooligan and Johnny Rude are NOT even close to comparable."

Pandorus: "You're right, Johnny Rude isn't good enough to lick the gum that's possibly stuck on the bottom of Hank Hooligan's shoe. Glad you straightened me out."

Teri shakes her head and lets out a sigh.

I feel like Bacon.

“Hello School Girl” – it is a Korean movie – find a copy of it and watch it. You’ll thank me. ^_~

Dolphin iz R Teh Devulz! pt. 2

In the last installment of “Dolphin iz R Teh Devulz!” I revealed some stuff that probably made a lot of you people think. It probably made you take a second to step back and think about Dolphins. To realize that Dolphins aren’t the cute and cuddly creatures that people make them out to be. Their fierce killing machines. They don’t care what gets in their way, babies, cripples, the mentally handicapped, it doesn’t matter… they’re going to do what they do. Kill.

Unlike the last installment, I am not going to use pictures to paint my… well, to paint my picture. Instead, I am going to use my words. I am going to tell you two major facts about Dolphins that I’ve learned and you can take them as you will.

Fact: Like a bat, dolphins use echolocation to navigate and hunt, bouncing high-pitched sounds off of objects, and listening for the echoes. Unlike a bat, however, Dolphins have figured out how to make this high-pitched sound cause cancer.

It’s true. Scientific studies have been done and the high-pitched sounds that Dolphins emit, if targeted at a human, can cause cancer. It’s an incurable, unknown, cancer. But it also seems to affect rats and other rodents.

Fact: When a whale or dolphin is found on a beach, this isn’t an accident. No… the dolphin and\or whale beached itself on purpose. It is just one attempt for them to test out their new techniques to try and survive outside of the water. Until they’ve figured that out they really pose no threats to humans.

Some of that is fact, however, even in the water Dolphins pose a threat. A threat ten times greater than we are for them. Yes, they get caught in our nets and probably end up dying because of it but they don’t have to worry about us coming to their domain and taking shit over. We want to make sure that the planet stays nice for all creatures but them… they want to fuck everybody and expand their empire out of the ocean. They want to enslave humans. It has been talked about for years upon years and yet, most people don’t believe.

Those are the people that are going to cost humanity its planet. We need to stand up now, to stand against those bottle nosed bastards. Our defenses need to be prepared now, not just the United States but every country. Everybody needs to prepare for this conflict between humans and the underwater menace.

With that, we end part two. Until next time…

Dolphins out, Peace in.

Ten Facts Q & A #2

I know that I’ve got a “Dolphin iz R Teh Devulz! pt. 2” blog to do but I figured that another Ten Facts would be awesome. This way, people can get to know me a bit better so they know where I am coming from with my blogs. It’ll help everybody out in the long run. ^_^

Questions provided by Your Mom.

10: “Who is the funniest person I know?”

Me.

9: “Who is the funniest person you know?”

Me.

8: “Are you wearing socks right now?”

Yes, and shoes too.

7: “Last person’s house you were in?”

Yours. ;)

6: “What do you want to know about the future?”

When I’ll marry Reina Tanaka. Oh yeah, not IF… but WHEN… *shifty eyes*

5: “Do you have a job?”

Does “being sexy” count as a job? If so, yes. If not, no.

4: “What is your least favorite color?”

What is your most favorite color? My least favorite is that color. ^_^

3: “Have you ever been to a different country?”

No, because Canada isn’t a country.

2: “If you could say one sentence to ANY celebrity, what would you say? And to who would you say it?”

I’d say “silly rabbit, trix are for kids.” and I’d say it to Ai Takahashi. Yeah, she wouldn’t get it either.

1: “Do you watch Cartoons?”

Yes, but only awesome ones. Like Ni Hao, Kai-Lan.

After this, I feel that we (or at least you know) each other (me) a little bit better. Now, you may get a little more out of blogs than you did before. Which is to be expected. But I’ve got to limit the amount of information I release in one sitting. Otherwise, your head may explode due to the over indulgence of awesome.

Oh, one last thing before I go…

You make my heart feel super happy! <3

Dolphin iz R Teh Devulz! pt. 1

I am sure by looking at the title you can guess what this blog is about. If not, holy fuck you’re dumb. This blog is about the ninjas of the deep, killers of the sea, the bottle nosed bastards… that’s right… Dolphins. You may see the word Dolphin and instantly be overwhelmed with joy. This has been implanted into your brain through their evil powers. They want you to believe that you can trust them, that you can get in the water with them, swim with them, and even have them pull you around the water. Fuck. They’ll even go as far as to perform tricks to get inside of your head.

Look at this picture. What do you see? To the average person, this picture looks harmless enough. A woman swimming with Dolphins but to the trained eye. To the trained eye this is a pack of wild animals ready to make the kill. Of course, they aren’t going to just kill her. No, they’re going to have their fun first. These “loving” creatures are going to rape and devour this woman until there is nothing left.

By now you’re probably thinking to yourself “this guy is crazy”, or “if this is true, why haven’t scientists said anything”, or something along the lines I just laid out. To be honest, they’re trying to keep the masses calm while finding a way to make the Dolphins work for us. But it’ll never work, no, they may play along at first but eventually… they’re going to attack. They’re going to come from the depths and rain down on us with their insanely power lazzee beams (laser weapons). This is how technologically advanced they are. In fact, here is a picture I found as proof… it is of a Dolphin attack some random man.

Look closely. See the Dolphin’s fin? That is the laser weapon that was used to attack this unsuspecting man that was out for a peaceful day on the water. He wasn’t doing anything to anybody, but ended up losing his right arm in the attack. Luckily, he survived but others have not been so lucky. It is estimated in official documents that 400,000 people are killed each day by Dolphin attacks.

Knowing what you know now… are Dolphins really all that cute? Are they really something that you want to swim next to? Are they something that you want to share this orb with? Honestly. Think on this for a while… and I’ll see you in the next installment.

 
Fucking “Ninjas of the Deep Blue” ready to rape and pillage.

To Be Continued in Part 2…

I'm boooooooooored...

It is 4:20 in the morning and I am wide awake. Yay! It sucks and it sucks bad, because my parents are going to want to get up before like 4 in the afternoon. This means that I am up for the entire fucking day and I have yet to even go to bed. Not by choice, mind you. Ugh... I've just not been tired. I doin't see the point in lying down like I am going to bed, when I'm not tired. It would be like going and sitting in the car when I'm not going anywhere. Pretty freakin' pointless, ne?

MSN? Nobody is online on MSN really, so I can't chat with people to entertain myself. Yahoo? I don't even have anybody added to my yahoo, so that's pretty pointless too. YouTube? I've been watching videos, inbetween the songs I'm listneing to on my iTunes. It's getting pretty boring. Then again, I've been watching some random videos. Not the stuff that I usually listen to... like MoMusu videos, and other music videos. Yeah, it could be boring because I've been getting a lack of Reina.

Alright, Morning Musume, this should keep me entertained for a good half hour. This one video, I mean. It's all good though, during this half hour of enjoying MoMusu, I can think of what to do next. ^_^

I am hoping that in the next half hour somebody will log onto MSN to entertain me. I didn't change anything once my friend "Kurisu" logged on because I'm lazy. Woo, some double entertainment is going on right now. MoMusu and my friend "Kurisu" on MSN. Even if he is only on until he's got to leave for school. One of the coolest dudes I know, this guy is. Honestly. It'd be cool if he lived closer to me, I'd force my sister on him. I'm kidding, I wouldn't force her. Wouldn't have to. :P I don't say that about many people either... most of the time I'm saying "I'll break some knee caps" or something equally as violent and uncharacteristic of me.

And he's off... lol, it was a fun... however long it was. Twenty minutes? Fifteen? Thirty? I don't even know. Nor do I care, lol. I just noticed, I use these abbreviated words way to freakin' much. LOL. ROFL. TWF? Wait, WFT. Damn it, W T F. There we go... O.o I seriously had trouble with that one. It's quicker to type that than it is to type "What the fun times?" or "Laughing Out Loud" but it gets annoying and it gets annoying quickly. Yet, I continue to type 'em. More than likely just out of habit. Since I've been typing them every day for years. Luckily, I haven't let them creep into other parts of my life... like actual writing. Or speech. It would suck if I said "L.O.L." instead of "Ha ha" y'know, as in a real laugh.

Woo, it's nearly 5am now... which means that it is only an hour until my dad gets up. Then about twenty or twenty five minutes after that I can have breakfast without having to do anyhting myself. Yayz! Unless of course, he decides to give my sister's cold cereal or something. That would suck... for me. But yeah, I think I am going to end this blog here... so I can find something else to do.

'Tis been real...

Sayonara, bitches. ^_^ V ~ Peace.

Ooo, I nearly forgot... I've got an episode of "Ni Hao Kai-Lan" saved on my DVR. Gonna go watch it. ^_^

Ten Facts Q & A...

10: "What's your real name?"

My real name is... Jeiku Aren Ebansu. For serious.

9: "How old are you?"

100 + 100 - 200 + 10 + 10 - 10 + 9, that's how old I am.

8: "Are you male or female?"

Yes.

7: "Do you like pie?"

Why yes, yes I do. I quite enjoy pie.

6: "If you could come up with three words that perfectly describe your personality, what would they be?"

Peace, Love and Ice Cream.

5: "Toasted or Untoasted?"

Toasted.

4: "If you could be granted one wish, what would you wish for?"

If I could be granted one wish, I would wish that my ultimate dream would come true.

3: "True or False?"

True.

2: "Dolphins are Evil, correct?"

Correct.

1: "If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?"

Doing this blog.

'Tis been real...

Sayonara, bitches. ^_^ V ~ Peace.

Movies and Shtuff...

I've been watching a lot of movies and stuff lately and figured that I'd talk about a few of them. No real specifics given on the movies, just my pointless ramblings about the movies I've watched and which ones I liked and stuff. Anyway, I watched Onechanbara: The Movie and Dragonball Evolution, prior to that I watch The Machine Girl. I've mentioned The Machine Girl in a previous post, so nothing much to say there. Other than the movie was fucking awesome. Really. It was like eating shit, if shit tasted like bacon. Many of you are going to look at that line and be like "WTF?" but trust, it's a good thing.

Let's start with the movie I watched first, k?

Onechanbara: The Movie

If you don't know what this movie is about just by the name then you, sir, mean nothing to me. You're below that of the helpless earth worm beneath my shoe. Anyway, the movie is about a chick that goes around slaying zombies in her bikini. Of course, there is more to the story then that but really that's all that matters. It's the only thing you really have to remember anyway. This movie is based off of a video game and you can certainly tell just by watching it. It kept the video game feel and that was nice. More often then not, movies based off of video games try and become "uber realistic" and end up being "epic fail".

The action in the movie is pretty fast paced and awesome. Becomes more awesome when the mian character removes her cape to show off her bikini and continues to use her epic sword skagility to slay her some zombie bitches. Just awesomeness. Pure awesomeness. Anyway, I loved the movie and suggest that you who read this find a way to obtain the movie and watch it.

The next movie on the list is...

Dragonball Evolution

I want to start off saying that before I watched this movie, I was pissed off. I went in with the mindset that I was going to hate it. It was going to be the worst movie ever created and that everybody that worked on it deserved to die a horrible cancer and aid related death. A dual combo of aids and cancer is what should happen to them. After about fifteen minutes or so of watching, I changed my mind. They deserved to be spared for the movie actually had something going for it. It lived fairly close to what I remembered about the show minus the obvious changes like... Goku being 18 rather than 12.

Now, a lot of people got mad about the changes and stuff and ended up hating the movie. A lot of people got mad about the fact that Goku was cast as a white guy but as far as I remember... in the Anime and stuff, Goku wasn't even human. Just sayin'. But yeah, I, personally, was surprised by the movie and ended up loving it. It could have been a whole lot better but really... not complaining.

It made the story seem a little different, which was okay. It gave me something new and gave other people that don't know what Dragonball even is a way to get into it. Bringing in a whole new generation of fans. And just think about this, you fans that got pissed about the movie, this movie is going to cause CN to bring the show back on in re-runs (obviously)... so, it ain't all bad.

Last but not least...

The Machine Girl

I will highlight the most epic parts about the movie:

Fairly attractive female Asian with Machine Gun arm (also has a chainsaw attachment toward the end of the movie); Drill Bra; Comedic Deaths; and much, much more. The movie is just all around awesomeness and you should watch it. ^_^

Anyway, tis been fun...

Sayonara, bitches. ^_^ V ~ Peace.

Jaketionary – A Work In Progress

I’ve always been fond of mixing words together. More so with taking somebody’s name and adding a word to it, such is the case with my nickname - “Jakexy” – which was given to me by my friend Chris during a little word math session. Anyway, on the forum that I frequent – Hell! Project – I started a topic, Word Math. Seeing as how the site\forum is a fan site for Hello! Project artists and former artists, we used these artists names and mixed with various other words to come up with new words. Better words. More awesomer words. Anyway… here is a totally awesome list of those words…

AIRI
Airitastic (Airi+Fantastic)
Airiful (Airi+Beautiful)
Airimazing (Airi+Amazing)
Airicredible (Airi+Incredible)
Airilock (Airi + Lock)

Ai Takahashi
Aiphone (I phone,  Ai + phone)

Arihara Kanna
Kanndy (Kanna + Candy)

Chinami
ChiRei (Chinami + Kirei) (Beautiful)

Chisato
Okkoi (Okai + Kakkoi) (Cool)

Eri
Eriday (Eri + Everyday or Erika)

Junjun
Juntastic (Junjun + Fantastic)
Junimum (Junjun + Minimum)
Juntractive (Junjun + Attractive)
Junjunbelievable (Junjun + Unbelievable)
Juntraction (Junjun + Attraction)

Koharu
Koharrible (Koharu + Horrible)
Kohannoying (Koharu + Annoying)

Linlin
Linlinimum (Linlin + Minimum)
Lintastic (Linlin + Fantastic)
Linindy (LinLin + Windy)
Linlinnium (Linlin + Millennium)

Maasa
Maasome (Maasa + Awesome)

Momo
Momolusional (Momo + Delusional)

REINA
Tanaka-ism
Reina-ist
Tanakapic (Tanaka + Epic)
Reinaverse (Reina + Verse)
Tanakadibly (Tanaka + Incredibly)
ImReinabile (Reina + impossible)
Reinalution (Reina + Revolution)
Reinalutionary (Reina + Revolutionary)
ReinaRider (Reina + Rider)
Reinatastic (Reina + Fantastic)
Reinalicious (Reina + Delicious)
Reinaful (Reina + Wonderful [or Beautiful])
Reinamazing (Reina + Amazing)
Reinool (Reina + Cool)
Reinarium (Reina + Delirium)
Reinarious (Reina + Delirious)
Reinexy (Reina + Sexy)
Reinorgeous (Reina + Gorgeous)
Reinorable (Reina + Honorable)
Reinetty (Reina + Pretty)
Reinificient (Reina + Magnificent)
Reinart (Reina + Smart)
Reinawesome (Reina + Awesome)
Reinawesomeness (Reina + Awesomeness)
Reinunny (Reina + Bunny)
Reinunnies (Reina + Bunnies)
Reinuts (Reina + Nuts)
Reinot (Reina + Hot)
Reinute (Reina + Cute)
Reinexcellent (Reina + Excellent)
Reinspiring (Reina + Inspiring)
Reinattraction (Reina + Attraction)
Reinattractive (Reina + Attractive)

Saki
Sagoi (Saki + Sugoi) (amazing)

Shimizu
Simpanze (Shimizu + Chimpanzee)

Sayumi
Sayuper (Sayumi + Super)
Sayute (Sayumi + Cute)
Sanitation (Sayumi + Sanitation)
Sayindy (Sayumi + Windy)

A totally awesome list of words to be used as the “starter words” for my Jaketionary. I hope to eventually have a site for it because that’d just be awesome but yeah, in the meantime, I’ll just keep this updated and posted in various places. Anyway, it’s been Reinexcellent…

Sayonara, bitches. ^_^ V ~ Peace.

The Machine Girl

I just got done watching one of the best movies I’ve seen in a while. Well, a month or so at the very least. It’s called “The Machine Girl” – all I knew about the movie before I watched was this: It’s in Japanese, it’s got a female lead character, she’s got a machine gun for her left arm. The information I could find on the movie was very little. Not sure if I was just having an off day with google and wiki or what, but yeah, I couldn’t find anything. But that didn’t matter as I already wanted to see it. And I mean, I wanted to see it bad.

After a while of searching around the net, I find it and get it. Watch it. My mind is blown. The special effects weren’t “uber amazing” or anything but they weren’t god awful. They were, however, comical but there are parts of the movie that lead me to believe the quality was exactly how it was meant to be by the writer\director. It’s a serious movie with a few “LOL” moments.

This isn’t meant to be a review of the movie, so I’ll stop talking about it now and leave you with this… “Find it, watch it, love it”.

What I really wanted to blog about is the fact that my copy of BoA’s US debut came in the mail today (yesterday, if you want to get all technical). It is amazing. No surprise there though. I mean, it’s BoA. She’s hawt like fiyah. What with her accent and everything… even if it isn’t as thick as I, personally, would like. Don’t get me wrong, it’s cute and everything and most people wouldn’t listen to her if her accent was too thick because they wouldn’t be able to understand it but I…

Well, I listen to music that is in Japanese and I don’t know Japanese. Hell – I listen to music in Korean, Russian, German and Mandarin and I know none of those languages either. So, not being able to understand it isn’t that big of a deal for me. Anyway, the songs are perfect for those that love to dance and even if you don’t, you can just sit and chill listening to ‘em.

From the opening track I Did It For Love (ft. Sean Garrett) all the way to the end, it is just one amazing song after another. And I mean it. I can’t wait to see how she follows this up…

The video (apparently, this is the official US version) for her first single - “Eat You Up”…

And now, my favorite version of the video. ^_^

Anyway… it’s been real.

Sayonara, bitches. ^_^ V ~ peace.