Dolphin iz R Teh Devulz! pt. 2

In the last installment of “Dolphin iz R Teh Devulz!” I revealed some stuff that probably made a lot of you people think. It probably made you take a second to step back and think about Dolphins. To realize that Dolphins aren’t the cute and cuddly creatures that people make them out to be. Their fierce killing machines. They don’t care what gets in their way, babies, cripples, the mentally handicapped, it doesn’t matter… they’re going to do what they do. Kill.

Unlike the last installment, I am not going to use pictures to paint my… well, to paint my picture. Instead, I am going to use my words. I am going to tell you two major facts about Dolphins that I’ve learned and you can take them as you will.

Fact: Like a bat, dolphins use echolocation to navigate and hunt, bouncing high-pitched sounds off of objects, and listening for the echoes. Unlike a bat, however, Dolphins have figured out how to make this high-pitched sound cause cancer.

It’s true. Scientific studies have been done and the high-pitched sounds that Dolphins emit, if targeted at a human, can cause cancer. It’s an incurable, unknown, cancer. But it also seems to affect rats and other rodents.

Fact: When a whale or dolphin is found on a beach, this isn’t an accident. No… the dolphin and\or whale beached itself on purpose. It is just one attempt for them to test out their new techniques to try and survive outside of the water. Until they’ve figured that out they really pose no threats to humans.

Some of that is fact, however, even in the water Dolphins pose a threat. A threat ten times greater than we are for them. Yes, they get caught in our nets and probably end up dying because of it but they don’t have to worry about us coming to their domain and taking shit over. We want to make sure that the planet stays nice for all creatures but them… they want to fuck everybody and expand their empire out of the ocean. They want to enslave humans. It has been talked about for years upon years and yet, most people don’t believe.

Those are the people that are going to cost humanity its planet. We need to stand up now, to stand against those bottle nosed bastards. Our defenses need to be prepared now, not just the United States but every country. Everybody needs to prepare for this conflict between humans and the underwater menace.

With that, we end part two. Until next time…

Dolphins out, Peace in.